Amor Amas Amat

jennipowell:

thelbdiaries:

This is what REALLY happens behind the scenes of the LBD. Jenni dances around and Bernie just shakes his head.

Hahaha…Bernie is such a sport for putting up with me. ;)

so THAT happened. - (from the LBD offices, where the magic happens)

vsw: Don’t Envy the Camera Man from the Soibelman Syndicate...

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 12:22:06 -0800

vsw:

Don’t Envy the Camera Man

from the Soibelman Syndicate News Agency Collection

www.vsw.org

Damn paparazzi

New Valentine’s Day Card, available here:...

Sun, 13 Jan 2013 14:21:51 -0800

New Valentine’s Day Card, available here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/120394618/handmade-pride-prejudice-valentines-day

When I see stupid statuses on Facebook, and try my hardest to not make rude sarcastic comments.

Sun, 02 Dec 2012 23:08:33 -0800

cleofuckingpatra: inothernews: For fuck’s...

Sun, 02 Dec 2012 23:08:10 -0800

cleofuckingpatra:

inothernews:

For fuck’s sake.

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

Bahrain, she’s your problem now!!!! finally we can rid ourselves of one of the Kardashians

Photo

Sun, 02 Dec 2012 23:05:24 -0800

cleofuckingpatra: separationbymitosis: gadaboutgreen: setfabul...

Sun, 02 Dec 2012 12:22:05 -0800

cleofuckingpatra:

separationbymitosis:

gadaboutgreen:

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

estifi:

So my friend was talking about the Chanukah episode of Rugrats today… so I decided to watch it.

I saw this, and decided to look up what מוהל meant.

It’s a circumcizer… someone who performs circumcisions… and apparently this one offers them at a “cut rate”…..

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

omg

This is why Rugrats was my favorite show as a kid.

wankoce4n: the world is ending in 19 days and i still don’t know what i’m going to wear

Sun, 02 Dec 2012 12:17:52 -0800

wankoce4n:

the world is ending in 19 days and i still don’t know what i’m going to wear

Making Christmas cards

Sat, 01 Dec 2012 23:35:29 -0800

Making Christmas cards

Use the coupon ART4HOLIDAYS to get 20% off my art on Etsy http://www.etsy.com/shop/PattyMarq

Sat, 24 Nov 2012 17:25:33 -0800

Use the coupon ART4HOLIDAYS to get 20% off my art on Etsy http://www.etsy.com/shop/PattyMarq

allenjf: A dog on twitter. Every damn time I walk the dog

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 17:12:13 -0800

allenjf:

A dog on twitter.

Every damn time I walk the dog

Will Vomit For Change

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 13:49:44 -0800

cleofuckingpatra:

Matt Bell gets paid to eat. But due to the unusual and unique style of eating the foreign delicacies, snacks, and drinks, the consumption almost always ends regurgitated into a bucket. Bell tapes the encounters with the odd foods and posts them onto YouTube. It is no surprise that Bell cannot stomach a lot of the foods he has tried, especially when they are items like durian and balut. Durian is a Chinese fruit that is so pungent, it is illegal to open in a Chinese hotel because of the “rotten trash” scent it sends throughout the building. Balut is a fertilized duck embryo and is a delicacy in the Philippines.

Bell, however, does not bask in the puke-stained limelight alone. He shares it with a handful of his friends, especially Chris Collins, also known as, ‘Chris Wreckless’. Bell and Collins have been finding hundreds of unconventional foods to consume and often times regurgitate for their 13,289 subscribers on YouTube. Their channel is called “Wreckless Eating” (WE) and is named after Bell’s partner, Collins. The show has been providing this form of entertainment for thousands around the world for about a year and eight months.

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He ate cat food???? WTF how can I kiss him now.

“If I leave the prices the same, but say on the menu that there is a 5 percent surcharge for...

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 22:50:59 -0800

“If I leave the prices the same, but say on the menu that there is a 5 percent surcharge for Obamacare, customers have two choices. They can either pay it and tip 15 or 20 percent, or if they really feel so inclined, they can reduce the amount of tip they give to the server, who is the primary beneficiary of Obamacare,” Metz told The Huffington Post. “Although it may sound terrible that I’m doing this, it’s the only alternative. I’ve got to pass the cost on to the consumer.”

You’re not passing on the cost to the consumer. By saying that you can pay the surcharge and take it out of their tip, you are depriving your workforce of income. You’re passing on the cost to the waiter. Purposely depriving your employees of money makes you sound like you have great leadership skills.

cleofuckingpatra: inothernews: Now do you believe in climate...

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 23:08:49 -0800

cleofuckingpatra:

inothernews:

Now do you believe in climate change?

This is what happens when you wait too long to listen to science.

Global Warming - Shit just got real