The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.
The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*
THIS IS AN A CIRURAL KSICSONNEMTLLD
I just stumbled across this article about a very brave young girl with cystic fibrosis. With the help of Make-A-Wish Foundation and Sourcebooks, a traditional publisher in Chicago, she’s published her first Middle Grade novel, “The Adventure of a Lifetime”. And she’s only fourteen! Pretty…
I’m going to keep reblogging this post until it gets more notes. This young girl is so incredible, and she deserves some support. :)
So there were some armed thieves in Mexico who stole a truck, likely not knowing there was radioactive material inside.
CNN said, “The suspected thieves are still on the loose, though authorities expect they could turn up at a clinic suffering symptoms of radiation exposure.”
BBC called it an, “opportunistic theft which went badly wrong.”
I’m 827% positive that the reason Anderson doesn’t think Sherlock is dead is because Sherlock purposefully let Anderson see tiny glimpses of him the past several years, just to screw with his head. Appearing through Anderson’s window in the woods, standing across the street of his favorite coffee shop, leaving small traces of his presence in his office.
Because Sherlock’s a little shit like that.
*dramatic soap opera music plays in the distance*
During the 2008 election season, Time came out with an article about 8 lessons on leadership using Nelson Mandela’s life as an example. The lesson that will always stay with me was this one about the time he was in a plane that almost crash landed. Throughout the whole ordeal, Nelson Mandela simply read his newspaper. After they safely landed, he said, “Man, I was scared up there.”
"Courage is not, not being scared. Courage is being terrified and not showing it."